I was forwarded this in an email, so I do not know who wrote it. Its very funny, so thought I must share it with you. It will be especially well received by those with a sweet tooth!
Can’t eat pork,
Swine flu…
Can’t eat chicken,
Bird flu.
Can’t eat Beef,
Mad cow….
Can’t eat eggs,
Salmonella.
Can’t eat fish,
heavy metal poisons in their waters.
Can’t eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides.
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember – – – ‘STRESSED’
spelled backwards! is
‘DESSERTS’
– Anon.
Alice Letts 